{"id":1595,"date":"2007-09-20T19:48:30","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T00:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/?p=1595"},"modified":"2007-09-20T19:48:30","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T00:48:30","slug":"payback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/payback\/","title":{"rendered":"Payback"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First the dentist put my poor, impressionable toddler son up to covering our minivan with Clemson magnets.  Then there was the cruel comment about my babies BEAUTIFUL clothes in the &#8220;We Love our Gamecocks&#8221; post.  And finally the obscene pictures that corrupted my precious nephew&#8217;s 2nd birthday party photos.  Well, Dr. Dentist-Man, we started a little training session with your girl this week.  Take a look&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><embed wmode=\"window\" scale=\"noscale\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" quality=\"high\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/download.videoegg.com\/gid328\/cid1096\/CQ\/DB\/1190335323vsPqJygzfum5iY1pKLSU&amp;swfpath=http:\/\/update.videoegg.com\/flash\/proxy.swf?jsver=1.4&amp;autoPlay=false&amp;showAd=false&amp;showAdPrimary=true&amp;wmode=window&amp;adVars=site=videoegg&amp;allowGrabcode=true&amp;allowEmailShare=false&amp;allowRecommendations=false&amp;MMredirectURL=http:\/\/my.videoegg.com\/video\/eUCYpB#&amp;MMplayerType=ActiveX&amp;MMdoctitle=VideoEgg&amp;allowFlash9Fullscreen=true\" height=\"272\" width=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/update.videoegg.com\/flash\/proxy.swf?jsver=1.4\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" name=\"VE_Player\" id=\"VE_Player\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Sweeter words have never been uttered by Anna.  Stay tuned for more&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First the dentist put my poor, impressionable toddler son up to covering our minivan with Clemson magnets. Then there was the cruel comment about my babies BEAUTIFUL clothes in the &#8220;We Love our Gamecocks&#8221; post. And finally the obscene pictures that corrupted my precious nephew&#8217;s 2nd birthday party photos. Well, Dr. Dentist-Man, we started a...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"pp_embeds":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category--2-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmsmithportraits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}